Bunker Play:-

An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker

A Saddam Hussein - go from bunker to bunker

A Yasser Arafat  - ugly and in the sand

A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

A Kate Moss - bit thin

A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

A Michael Barrymore - a long iron

A Wilfred Bramble - a thin iron

A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make over the water....

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

A Russell Grant - a fat iron

A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson - got away with it

A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

A Marylin Monroe - a fair crack up the middle

A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

A Robin Cook - just died on the hill

A Michael Jackson - gradually fading

A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs

An Arsene Wenger - everyone saw where it went but you

A Ken Livingstone - quite far left

A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right

A Condom -  safe but didn't feel real good 

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